another nailbiting episode of mindless theater:
the one where they try to be literary
firecracker: have you started reading your carver yet?
jamelah: i haven't gotten it in the mail yet. damn that amazon.com
firecracker: damn them
jamelah: they said they shipped it four days ago
firecracker: when the fuck are we just going to be able to hit "order" and then it pops out of the disk drive?
firecracker: isn't this 2002???
jamelah: yeah, and we were supposed to have flying cars now too
firecracker: bastards
jamelah: i hate them all. cheating us.
jamelah: i think it would be sweet if you could get beer on tap from your hard drive
firecracker: right from the USB port
jamelah: yeah, that would rule
firecracker: Unlimited Serial Beer
jamelah: you're a GENIUS!
firecracker: eh, it's what i do
jamelah: get beer from the USB port?
firecracker: hahahah
firecracker: only after several shots of jack daniels
firecracker: i'd love to get an almond joy out of my zip drive too, but what are the odds of that happening?
jamelah: um, roughly 1,000,000,000,000 to 1
firecracker: that good eh?
jamelah: yeah, you've got a shot
firecracker: now i'm getting kind of pissed at my pc tower
firecracker: it's just sitting there
firecracker: producing no refreshments
firecracker: i mean don't you think i should be able to feed my film into it for one hour processing?
firecracker: i know about digital cameras, but come on
firecracker: i'd also like to get prescription drugs from it somehow
jamelah: yeah, our technology sucks
firecracker: for christ's sake... who is responsible for the stagnation of the development of the futuristic things we all deserve????
firecracker: WHO!?
jamelah: hmmm
jamelah: i don't know....
jamelah: barry manilow?
firecracker: that explains a lot
jamelah: yeah it does
jamelah: dude, i was in wendy's on sunday
firecracker: i mean who wears yellow feathers in their hair anymore
jamelah: and i saw this woman
firecracker: wendy's eh?
firecracker: gettin' yer tater?
jamelah: who had the exact same profile as barry manilow
firecracker: bahah
jamelah: no, i haven't cashed that check yet
jamelah: i don't have a night off this week until friday
firecracker: damn
jamelah: though i did have a baked potato
firecracker: how was it?
firecracker: and what kind did you get?
jamelah: sour cream & chives
jamelah: and i had a small chili
firecracker: small chili
jamelah: and a frosty... though i was full and couldn't eat it
firecracker: damn
firecracker: you didn't bring it home and freeze it?
jamelah: no
jamelah: i'm not that smart
firecracker: GIRL!
firecracker: "Women who don't freeze their frosties and the friends who want to save them" ... coming up next on Montel
jamelah: dude, we're gonna be on tv?
firecracker: it's inevitable
firecracker: and
firecracker: i think this has to be mindless theater
jamelah: heheh
jamelah: i think you're right
... yeah... ok... we know you're sick of these, but hey, it amuses us, and isn't that the point? tune in next time when we find jamelah saying: "maybe a big heaping plate of onion rings".
