mindless theater presents: (conversation, in a nutshell)

jamelah says:
am i wrong to be disturbed by the fact that when i walked into my bathroom just now, there was a pistachio sitting on my bathmat?
firecracker says:
did it say anything?
jamelah says:
no, it just sat there
firecracker says:
staring at you?
firecracker says:
with or without a shell?
jamelah says:
with a shell
jamelah says:
are you gathering information for a poem?
jamelah says:
you are, aren't you?
firecracker says:
was it one of those red ones?
jamelah says:
no, a green one
firecracker says:
shawoo
firecracker says:
you're lucky
jamelah says:
you seem to have great distrust for the red pistacchios
firecracker says:
i'd have to recommend quarantine if it were a red one
firecracker says:
well it's just common sense
firecracker says:
you're the one that came to me with this problem
jamelah says:
yeah... and the sad thing is, i just left it sitting there
firecracker says:
do you think it just got out of the shower?
jamelah says:
maybe that's it
jamelah says:
hahaha
firecracker says:
pistachios....
firecracker says:
this is definitely a clue