mindless theater presents: jamelah and firecracker in "Candy Bar Capers"

jamelah says:
do baby ruth candybars have coconut in them?
jamelah says:
because i can't do coconut
firecracker says:
no just nuts and caramel with chocolate i think
jamelah says:
yeah, i decided to be brave and bite into one
jamelah says:
pretty good
jamelah says:
it's not a snickers, but it'll pass
firecracker says:
ok is there nougat and no caramel or is there caramel and no nougat?
jamelah says:
there's caramel AND nougat
firecracker says:
wait a second
firecracker says:
then isn't it just a snickers then?
jamelah says:
peanuts, caramel and nougat
firecracker says:
no chocolate
firecracker says:
ahhh
firecracker says:
ok
jamelah says:
and chocolate
firecracker says:
hah
firecracker says:
are you trying to mess with my mind
firecracker says:
well then seriously
jamelah says:
there's just something not snickers-y about it
firecracker says:
it IS a snickers
firecracker says:
you're being finicky
jamelah says:
there's a mini snickers bar here too
jamelah says:
let me see
firecracker says:
yes i think you need to do a test
jamelah says:
the snickers just tastes different
jamelah says:
all the same ingredients
firecracker says:
is it the shape
jamelah says:
but... it's different
firecracker says:
i think because the baby ruth is all bumpy, correct?
jamelah says:
yes
jamelah says:
and the snickers has that lovely snickers-y smoothness to it
jamelah says:
however, i think the nougat is different
jamelah says:
the snickers nougat is more airy
jamelah says:
and the baby ruth nougat is more dense
firecracker says:
so it's the nougat that is the difference then
jamelah says:
yes
jamelah says:
the nougat changes things
firecracker says:
well is it regular nougat or a chocolate nougat?
jamelah says:
i think it's a chocolate nougat
jamelah says:
but i wasn't paying that much attention, to be honest
jamelah says:
and i think if i were to eat another one, i'd barf... too much sugar
firecracker says:
wimp
firecracker says:
this is in the name of science
firecracker says:
and you are being selfish
firecracker says:
i don't get how they can make the same candy bar and just call it two different names
jamelah says:
fine, but if i puke all over my keyboard
jamelah says:
...
firecracker says:
i mean, there is no other candy bars like kit kat
firecracker says:
or twix
firecracker says:
or whatchamacallit
firecracker says:
there just aren't
jamelah says:
ok, i broke the baby ruth in half
firecracker says:
and then you have the payday
jamelah says:
the nougat is chocolate
firecracker says:
which is like the baby ruth, but naked in its purest form
jamelah says:
and the peanuts taste more nutty
firecracker says:
chocolate
firecracker says:
more nutty?
jamelah says:
there's no nougat in a payday
firecracker says:
how can you get nuttier than a peanut
jamelah says:
it's just peanuts and caramel
firecracker says:
are you sure about that, killer?
jamelah says:
yes
firecracker says:
fuck!
jamelah says:
the peanuts have more of a distinct peanut taste in the baby ruth
firecracker says:
you're right
firecracker says:
how do they get away without nougat?
jamelah says:
maybe... maybe the ones in the snickers are coated in more caramel
jamelah says:
the payday is gooooooood
firecracker says:
and what exactly is a 5th Avenue bar?
firecracker says:
I can honestly say I've never had one
jamelah says:
i don't think i've ever had one either
jamelah says:
i think i have to go buy a bottle of water
jamelah says:
my mouth tastes like nougat

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