the return of mindless chatter part three: bacon bits and other funny stuff

in today's edition, we find firecracker and jamelah comparing notes over a leisurely sunday lunch...

firecracker says:
i just finished my salad
firecracker says:
and there is left in the bowl
firecracker says:
one giant piece of baconesque
jamelah says:
hmmmm
jamelah says:
how giant?
firecracker says:
one half inch
jamelah says:
that's a pretty big fake piece of bacon
firecracker says:
i'd say!
jamelah says:
in fact, i might be scared of it
firecracker says:
oh man
firecracker says:
hah
firecracker says:
well
firecracker says:
i almost just said i could see the virgin mary in it
firecracker says:
but then i decided that would be wrong
jamelah says:
hahahaha
jamelah says:
yes
firecracker says:
so i didn't say it
jamelah says:
the virgin mary appeared to me in a piece of fake bacon
jamelah says:
you could be famous
firecracker says:
the Great Oracle of Facon
jamelah says:
if you put the baconesque behind glass
jamelah says:
people would come and pray to it
firecracker says:
could i charge money?
jamelah says:
yeah
jamelah says:
totally
firecracker says:
because i do need the money
firecracker says:
hmmmm
firecracker says:
does it make it less desirable if it has newman's own all over it?
jamelah says:
maybe you could wipe it off with a napkin
firecracker says:
yes, it's becoming a bit pliable
jamelah says:
and newman's own what? what variety of salad dressing?
jamelah says:
is it french dressing?
firecracker says:
all i know is that there is no way in hell i'm eating it
firecracker says:
no
jamelah says:
because then it would blend
firecracker says:
it's not lourdes
jamelah says:
crap
firecracker says:
it's ummm
firecracker says:
let me grab the bottle
jamelah says:
ok
firecracker says:
olive oil and vinegar
firecracker says:
that's a hard one to remember
jamelah says:
ahhhh
jamelah says:
that's a good kinda dressing, though
firecracker says:
definitely, one of my favorites
firecracker says:
you know...
firecracker says:
i find this literary because he does write those great little legends on the back of the bottle.


this mindless theater presentation was brought to you by Newman's Own Salad Dressings and the manufacturers of Bac-os: Why Eat Bacon When You Can Fake It?