firecracker: am i wearing the bling or is jesus
jamelah: jesus
jamelah: though he might share the bling
jamelah: because i hear he's a nice, giving fellow
firecracker: then why didn't he turn water into bling?
jamelah: hmmm... very important question
jamelah: and i am afraid i have no answer
jamelah: i guess though
jamelah: i mean, this is just speculation on my part
firecracker: of course
jamelah: but even though bling blings to the bling bling, or whatever, it does not intoxicate you in any way that is real and lasting
jamelah: and i think jesus is about real and lasting change
jamelah: or intoxication
jamelah: and i am going to hell
firecracker: jesus is all about everlasting intoxication
firecracker: i see
jamelah: something like that
jamelah: i mean, it's better than eternal damnation, that's for sure
firecracker: that's pretty major
firecracker: i must have skipped that psalm or something
jamelah: yeah i know, it's a definite theological principle
jamelah: drunk on wine... it's like spiritual and all
jamelah: although, and this is just my experience, but wine causes the nastiest hangovers
jamelah: i'm wondering what bearing this has on all of this
firecracker: i think that depends on the wine
firecracker: i mean if it's water into wine wine
firecracker: maybe that's smoother?
jamelah: good point
jamelah: i can't say
jamelah: as i have never had this type of wine
jamelah: i wonder how much of a kick it could possibly have, though
firecracker: well it's divine
jamelah: ok, question
jamelah: if jesus makes the wine, will it cause a hangover?
firecracker: i think unless you've accepted the lord jesus christ into your heart as your personal savior, no.
jamelah: so if
jamelah: if
jamelah: you accept the christian salvation plan
jamelah: then if you drink jesus-created wine
jamelah: you're footloose and hangover free?
firecracker: as if you were kenny loggins himself
jamelah: so is kenny loggins divine?
firecracker: well i'm not a religious scholar by any means
firecracker: but i think all the signs are there
jamelah: so does kenny loggins have a drinking problem? that's the most important part of this, of course
jamelah: well that
jamelah: and what about kenny loggins and the bling? can we make such a connection?
firecracker: well, sometimes i have a hard time remembering which is kenny loggins and which is richard marx
firecracker: that said
firecracker: i think that kenny is more of an earthy type, much like a certain man from nazareth
firecracker: and while he may not be about the bling or wearing a lot of bling
firecracker: or even interested in bling so much
firecracker: he definitely IS the bling incarnate
firecracker: and i believe i read that in ecclesiastes
jamelah: kenny loggins is the bling incarnate?
jamelah: you know, it's interesting that you bring up richard marx
jamelah: because i hate richard marx
jamelah: but that is not the point i would like to make
firecracker: well that was no coincidence
firecracker: but rather a carefully planted seed
jamelah: i think richard marx would be all about the bling, but i don't think the bling would really be all about richard marx... which means, of course, that richard marx gets terrible hangovers
firecracker: i think that's probably an accurate portrayal
jamelah: what was that one richard marx song about the dead girl?
jamelah: or was that warrant?
firecracker: richard marx
jamelah: but wait
firecracker: about down by the river or something
jamelah: yeah and they thought he killed her
firecracker: yeah i know whatchu talkin' about
jamelah: but he was too busy with the mad dog 20/20 to kill anybody
jamelah: but this does not negate the fact that i do rather vividly remember a warrant song about dead people
firecracker: oh i'm sure
jamelah: and i'm not talkin' about cherry pie, either
firecracker: and i can't believe you just said mad dog 20/20 because i swear i was thinking that
firecracker: of course, we all know that's about communism
jamelah: exactly
jamelah: as are most of warrant's songs
jamelah: i mean, remember "i saw red"?
firecracker: heh
jamelah: obviously about communist cell meetings