jamelah: i bought some cheez-its last night
jamelah: and i forgot to bring them with me today
firecracker: regular cheez-its
firecracker: i'm pissed at cheez-its actually
jamelah: dude
jamelah: wtf
firecracker: because now there's like 20 different kinds of cheez-its
jamelah: there are like 20 different kids of cheez-its
jamelah: ok, seriously
firecracker: heh
jamelah: when i was looking at them, there were white cheddar ones, hot & spicy ones, big cheez-its, (where's the mini cheez-it love, though?) sour cream and onion cheez-its
jamelah: and i stood there and asked "okay, where are the regular cheez-its?"
firecracker: heh exactly
jamelah: and there were like, 2 boxes
jamelah: sour cream & onion cheez-its? come on
jamelah: where's the cheez?
firecracker: yeah that's like not even cheese
firecracker: or cheez rather
jamelah: sour cream... not cheez
jamelah: onion.... also not cheez
firecracker: i mean granted sour cream is dairy
firecracker: but i'm not sure "cheez" is even dairy
jamelah: so how can they, in good faith, make a sour cream & onion cracker product and call it a cheez it?
firecracker: because they are capitalist bastards
jamelah: oh the humanity!
firecracker: ok here's what i want to know
firecracker: oh wait
firecracker: maybe i should save this
firecracker: hmmm
firecracker: nah
jamelah: hah
firecracker: cheese nips... cheez-its
firecracker: explain that to me
jamelah: no difference
jamelah: well
jamelah: i think the cheez-it is superior to the cheese nip
jamelah: if only because of the presence of the z
firecracker: which ones seem perforated?
firecracker: i need to go look in my cracker box i think
jamelah: i think the cheez-it
firecracker: that's right
firecracker: cracker box
jamelah: hahah
firecracker: some people cawl 'em bread boxes
jamelah: mmmmmhmmmmm
jamelah: do you currently have both kinds?
firecracker: oh jamelah
firecracker: OOOOH JAMELAH
firecracker: I HAVE BOTH
jamelah: NO WAY!
firecracker: but the cheese nips are "white cheddar"
jamelah: it's a science experiment time
firecracker: granted they've probably been sitting there for like a year
jamelah: eh
jamelah: no big deal
firecracker: picture time

firecracker: ok i don't want to go crazy here
firecracker: but i just found a cup thing of mini-cheese nips
jamelah: this is indeed brilliant and necessary for the sake of the blog
firecracker: some cheddar mini ritz
jamelah: i'm really hungry now and could definitely go for cheez-its
firecracker: some cheese ritz chips
firecracker: and some gold fish
jamelah: dude
firecracker: what is wrong with me?
jamelah: you have a lot of cheese crackers
firecracker: we like to try a variety
jamelah: it's like a buffet of cheez
firecracker:
jamelah: oh man
jamelah: hahahaha
jamelah: dude, i'm gonna have to go buy some cheetos or something

stay tuned for more in-depth cheese cracker analysis and research...