Tuesday, March 18, 2003

mindless theater presents: singin' in the men

jamelah: do you still want to run away?
firecracker: yes
firecracker: let's go
jamelah: ok
jamelah: i'm all for it
jamelah: i can't do any talking or anything
jamelah: but who needs to talk to frolic?
firecracker: exactly!
jamelah: can we have cabana boys too?
firecracker: of course
firecracker: and cabana monkeys if we so desire
jamelah: awesome
jamelah: because i think the best cure for laryngitis has to be a margarita served by a sexy, bare-chested cabana boy
firecracker: with a monkey
jamelah: yes
jamelah: only if the monkey is wearing a little red suit
firecracker: oh yes!
jamelah: a sparkly little red suit
jamelah: and a beret
firecracker: and is washing a cat
jamelah: ha
jamelah: so would the monkey be on the cabana boy's shoulder?
jamelah: and how would it be washing the cat?
jamelah: i need to figure these things out
firecracker: it's rainin' men! hallelujah!
jamelah: do you ever wonder, if it ever rained men, if the men would be all injured and gross?
firecracker: probably
firecracker: unless they were the size of drops
jamelah: but if they were that small, what good would they be?
jamelah: unless they were like sea monkey men
jamelah: and you could add water and they'd become regular size
firecracker: HAHAHAHAH
jamelah: that would be pretty cool, i think
firecracker: but then would they die in the matter of days?
jamelah: hm
jamelah: maybe it would be necessary to have a constant deluge of raindrop-sized sea monkey men
firecracker: and would they wear those little crowns?
jamelah: only if you wanted them to
jamelah: but i think it would be kinda cool if they wore the little crowns
jamelah: because then they'd have some flair
jamelah: some panache
firecracker: i'm sure we could probably shrink down those burger king crowns
firecracker: hm
firecracker: so let me get this straight
firecracker: we have cabana boys with cat washing monkeys in sparkly red suits
jamelah: and berets
firecracker: and little mendrops
firecracker: yes berets
firecracker: for they are beat
firecracker: but does this mean
jamelah: do their poems suck?
firecracker: that like my hair would be soaked in men?
firecracker: that just sounds dirty
firecracker: of course they do
jamelah: ah
jamelah: this is an issue i hadn't thought of
jamelah: maybe you'd need a man umbrella
firecracker: manbrella
jamelah: exactly!
firecracker: too close to nelson mandela
jamelah: hahahah
jamelah: maybe you could stay inside and just put a jar on your porch to catch the mandrops
firecracker: good idea
firecracker: a little mangauge
firecracker: gauge?
firecracker: is that right?
jamelah: yeah
firecracker: damn tricky words
jamelah: but it looks like "language"
jamelah: sorta
jamelah: manguage
firecracker: wahahah
firecracker: i think i'm not very fluent in manguage
jamelah: i'm certain that i'm not
firecracker: sounds a lot like manwich actually
jamelah: yeah
firecracker: all hail sloppy joe
jamelah: it always ends up being about food